Cats are amazing and generally hilarious creatures.

Here are some of the realest quotes about cats that are absolutely hilarious.

(Illustrations : Me)

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1) I don’t own a cat. My cat owns a human. (Jarod Kintz)

2) The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. (Doug Larson)

3) Dogs have owners, cats have staff. (Anonymous)

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4) Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. (Mary Bly)

5) If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

6) In a cat’s eyes, all things belong to cats. (English proverb)

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7) Cat’s randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can. (Ilona Andrews)

8) Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. (Rod McKuen)

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9) What greater gift than the love of a cat. (Charles Dickens)

10) In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. (Terry Pratchett)

11) The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. (Paula Poundstone)

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12) A cat can purr its way out of anything. (Donna McCrohan)

(By Salva Mubarak)

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